Greenpastures313’s Weblog

You can put eyeshadow on a pig and it’s still a pig.
You can give a pig a bath and it’s still a pig.
You can put a necktie on a pig and it’s still a pig.
You can put gel in a pig’s hair and it’s still a pig.
You can paint a pig’s feet with nail polish and it’s still a pig.
you can put a bow in a pig’s hair and it’s still a pig.
You can put an apple in a pig’s mouth and it’s a luau but it’s still a pig.
you can put a pig out to pasture and it’s still a pig.
You can lead a pig to water and it’s still a pig.
You can read poetry to a pig and it’s still a pig.
You can put sauce on a pig and it’s barbecue and it’s still a pig.
You can put wings on a pig but it won’t fly and it’s still a pig.
You can teach a pig to inhale and it’s still a pig, a stoned pig, but still a pig.
You can read to a pig in spanish and it’s still a pig.
You can inflate a pig and it’s still a pig.
You can put a wig on a pig and it’s still a pig.
You can give a pig a fish and it’s still a pig.
You can rock a pig and take its picture and plaster cast its feet and cuddle it until its lungs collapse and its heart stops and it breathes no more and it dies and its still a pig, a dead pig.